Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Brew Haha

I just came from Irish Fest HQ where Contest Queens Cami and Kim hosted the brewing contest judging. And the winner is...

going to be announced tomorrow. Exciting stuff, exciting stuff.

Postcard From The Band, Special Edition

Brrrr

You've got a problem, Paddy. See, the weather this weekend is supposed to be beautiful in Kansas City. The heat will break, the humidity vanish. So you show up at Irish Fest dressed for our expected high temps in the low 80s. T-shirt, maybe a halter top, some hot pants. And you ladies will be dressed for warm temps, too I bet. You'll be grand until dusk. But the nights...by the time we close, it could be in the low to mid 50s. You'll be cool. Or should I say...you will be cool* if you buy one of our brand new black hoodies.
Fluffy and cozy and warm, it's just the thing to keep you shamrocking through the night in comfort. And they're going to be reasonably priced at...well, I'm not sure how much. But reasonable. They, along with lots of other great official KCIF merchandise, including the cute widdle onesies, will be for sale all weekend long at out Festival Merchandise tents.

*See how I turned that around there?

Time Keeps On Slippin' Slippin' Slippin'...Yeah, I Just Quoted Steve Miller.

The sands of time are slipping through the misty fog-shrouded torn and tattered parchment calendar pages, as we march inexorably forward past the silent sentries of the darkening funhouse in the carnival of life.

Like that? Yeah, I can bust a fancy writing move when I want to. No big whoop. What does it mean? It means that come noon Friday, your chance to buy advance Snug memberships ends. And what does that mean? It means that you miss out on a couple important parts of Snug Life. One, the buy one, get one Friday memberships. Two, the included fest admission, because you gotta buy a ticket to get in to get to the Snug to buy a membership. Let's add one more very good reason to buy in advance: the Snug is filling up. Fast. Friday and Saturday are almost at capacity, Sunday ain't far behind. The Snug is the second best way* to experience Irish Fest, and you'll kick yourself and possibly others if you miss out.

So Snuggle up. And do it now, Because, you know, that sand and mist thing from before.

* Best way: be Uncle Bloggy. Currently unavailable.

Catch Up

My annual Ten Things In No Particular Order Not To Miss At Irish Fest This Year list has gotten completely lost in the last minute shuffle hear and to all of you who demanded its return*, my apologies. Let's get caught up, real quick like. We left off at number 7.

Kila With Quixotic, Saturday night on (and above) the Miller Lite Stage. I told you about this, remember? This is going to be so cool that I can't even describe how cool it's going to be. So I'll cease trying. Just be there and we'll move on to number 6.

Irish Gastronomic Scene, Friday at 7:00, Saturday at 4:00 on the Heritage Stage. Irish celebrity chef Kevin Dundon teaches you the finer points of Irish cooking. Kevin, executive chef at Raglan Road Irish Restaurant and Pub is flying in from Dublin for these workshops. If you've ever attended one his Signature Dinners down at Raglan I know you'll be here for at least one of these workshops. If you haven't correct that oversight by going tomorrow night. Contact Bethany at the pub for reservations, if any spots are left. Then come to the workshops. Because once you've tasted what this Dub can cook, you're going to want to know how he does it. And you'll never again think of Irish food as nothing but boiled potatoes, boiled cabbage, boiled corned beef and boiled turf. Number 5.


The Mighty Craic. We totally stole this idea. I'm not ashamed to admit it. We pinched it, lock stock and barrel from the Milwaukee Irish Fest where they call it The Scattering. Here's how the festival used to end on Sunday night. The Elders would finish their last song, say goodnight and leave the stage. If one of us directors happened to be standing around backstage and think of it, we'd run out, grab a mic and say something like "bye, see you next year." Lame. We work our arses off all year long, throw the city's best party and then end it like that? So we needed to change. Two ways to go about that. Long meetings, brainstorms, trial and error, experimentation. Or find something that works and swipe it. Option two, please. Sunday night, all our musicians and singers on stage at once, giving Irish Fest the kind of send off it deserves. Boulevard Stage, Sunday at 10:15. Number 4.

Evans and Doherty, kick off party Thursday night at Kelly's, Park Stage Friday at 7:30, Saturday at 7:00. When we first decided to add the new Park Stage to the grounds, it was with these guys in mind. We wanted a stage for more intimate acoustic acts, where you could really connect, up close and personal. We've got it, and Kevin and Brian were made for it. This is the kind of Irish music you grew up with, the kind you can't help but sing along to. The kind that will make you eel like you're a great party with some very talented friends. Number 3.


Halloween Costume Contest. Children's Stage, Friday at 7:00, Saturday and Sunday at 5:45 (with parade). Yes, it's September and not October. But as I've reminded you often, (like here, here, here, here, here) Halloween is the most Irish holiday there is, so Irish Fest is the best place for you and your little pookas, pirates and princesses to practice for October 31st. There's all kinds of spooky stuff going on in the kids' area. If you're a kid or if you own one, don't miss any of it.

Whew. There. Caught up. Back to work. Three days to go!

* No one.

Monday, August 30, 2010

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like...uh...Irish Fest

Stopped by the grounds today, which as luck would have it are right outside my office, and what to my wondering eyes should appear but the rising of the tents. The first wave of them anyway. Many more to follow over the next few days. Won't be long now, friends...

Review, Print, Clip and Save

It's Irish Fest week and it all starts happening today at our Crown Center home. More correctly it started happening last night when my son Joe and I hung the Miller Lite Stage backdrop banners before our sound and light gurus from SECT begin setting up their equipment later today. It's an exciting time here at HQ, to put it mildly.

So let's start our week with some bidness, our review of the house rules. I know, I know, nobody likes rules. That's we're getting it out of the way early on Monday, so the rest of the week can be spent picking out which of your Irish green Hawaiian shirts you're going to wear Friday night.

Pay attention.

1. Regular readers know that I have a big black dog named Dugan. You know where Dugan will spending Irish Fest weekend? Elsewhere. Not even us bigwigs can bring our furry best friends on to the Irish Fest grounds. Dogs, cats, ferrets, toucans...pets of any kind need to sit this one out, with the exception of legitimate service animals. And it goes without saying that the Balinese spider monkey you trained to make beer runs does not fall into the "legitimate service animals" category. It also goes without saying that I'd like to borrow that monkey next weekend.

2. Bring your appetite and thirst. Do not bring coolers, thermoses, bags, flasks, goatskins, bottles or cans filled with outside food and drink. We'll have truckloads of great food of every stripe and oceans of refreshing beverages. You've got enough to worry about without having to pack a weekend's worth of food. Leave it at home for the monkey. If you have special dietary needs, too bad.
KIDDING! If you have special dietary needs that can't be met by our vendors–and by this I mean medically indicated needs, not just "I don't like Irish food"–contact our Gate Keeper Kevin and he'll see about accommodating you.

3. Regarding those refreshing beverages, don't forget to review your choices of servers representing local schools. Regarding Missouri state liquor laws, underage (under 21) drinkers or people attempting to purchase alcohol for those under 21 at Irish Fest will be branded, fitted with shock collars and unceremoniously tossed out on their arses. Plus we'll make fun of the way you were dressed after you're gone. We also reserve the right, and will not hesitate to suspend service to patrons who we believe have had enough. And those good looking, talented, fun loving volunteer bartenders will not give you free beer no matter how nicely, or how rudely for that matter, you ask. So don't.

4. Bring a comfy lawn chair if you like. Bring a small bumbershoot to protect your pale Celtic hide from the Midwestern sun. Bring a blanket to spread on the lawn. Don't bring a giant canopy, tent or patio umbrella. They tend to block the view of that guy behind you and he looks mean.

5. Your admission ticket is good for the whole day and night that you use it. Come and go as you like. You can get a stamp at the gate to return all day. Maybe pop over to your hotel room for a nice shower. Seriously. You're drawing flies, Sweaty McStinkerson.

6. You know what's fun? Those little Razor scooters. And skateboards. And bikes, unicycles and roller skates. Fun, fun, fun. You know where they're fun? At home. You may not bring any of them onto the Irish Fest grounds.

7. If you're running for office, circulating a petition, raising money for the Committee To Save The Balinese Beer Fetching Monkeys, inviting people to our tea party or passing out brochures on why nobody but you should have health care coverage, don't do it at Irish Fest. No materials may be distributed on our grounds without our permission, which we are not going to give you. We're cranky like that.

8. If you happen to be a tiny baby and ride around in a stroller, bring that bad boy along. Bring your favorite grown-up to push it. We even have a shiny new ramp this year to help you navigate our terraces. If you ride around in a wheelchair, We've got you covered, too. Elevators are available in the parking garages and that ramp is ADA compliant. No wheelchair drag racing please, at least until I've had a chance to place a bet.

9. If you have foolishly decided not to heed my frequent advice about booking a discounted hotel room and insist on driving to and from Irish Fest every day, we've got thousands of covered parking spaces right here on the site, including designated handicapped parking. And parking as always is free.

10. If you are looking for something you can't find, have a question you need answered, or a problem you need solved, ask us. The place will be literally crawling with friendly, knowledgeable staff and volunteers. Our highly trained Site Hosts, with their bright gold Site Host badges are our first line ambassadors. They have never yet been posed a problem they couldn't solve. Try 'em if you don't believe me. Our senior staff members will be in grey shirts with the word "STAFF" in big letters on the back, a big tag around their necks that says "STAFF" on the front and in many cases a big tattoo that says "STAFF" on places you'll have to ask really politely to see. Our site hosts live to assist you. They are bred and trained from birth in special camps just to make your Irish Fest weekend a pleasant one. Our hundreds of other volunteers in appropriately labeled white shirts will be everywhere waiting to help make your stay with us the best it can be. My fellow directors and I will be surveying the scene from our upper floor suite, eating bonbons, getting foot massages and sipping cognac...fetched for us, incidentally, by trained monkeys. Don't bother us. We're important people, Paddy.

11. No weapons, concealed or otherwise. And yes, that means you too, Mr. Giant-Sword-Carrying-Mug-On-a-Belt-Kilt-Guy.

12. Be nice. Go ahead and keep this rule going after Irish Fest, too.

13. Above all, have fun. We do this for you. Well, you and the free beer at our monthly meetings. 4 days to go!!!

Bidding Open

At long last our beautiful Kansas City Irish Fest mandolin is ready for you to take it home. The auction is open and runs through Irish Fest Sunday night. You'll recall that this stunning instrument was built by local luthier and bluegrass virtuoso Mark Franzke and financed by a grant from Irish Fest and all proceeds from the sale will go to establish a children's scholarship at the Kansas City School Of Irish Music. This mandolin was specifically designed with the Irish trad player in mind.

Get all the info on the mandolin and place your bid here, and bid early and often. Better yet, save the suspense and use the Buy It Now price and take this beauty home.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Cattle Rustlers

Somebody stole the Irish Fest yard sign off my lawn night before last. Having designed it myself, I'm flattered that somebody thought it was worth pinching, but really the thief needn't have bothered. He or she could have had their own sign without the guilt of a crime committed or the karma debt, just by asking for one.

If you live in a high visibility area and would like to help us get the word out about Irish Fest in these final count-down days, call our office at 816-561-7555 and ask how you can pick up a sign of your own. I'll be running by there today to get a new one myself.

As for my thief: I forgive you. You have good taste and that's no crime. But that karma debt...enjoy your next life as a slug.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Be An Informed Consumer

You'll have decisions to make at Irish Fest next weekend. Big, important potentially life-changing decisions. Which bands to hear. What workshops to attend. Saturday or Sunday night comedy. Or both. But perhaps none looms larger than this one: where to buy that next cold beer.

Oh sure, you could just go to the closest tent or the one with the shortest line. But that's not you. You're more thoughtful, more introspective than that. You want the facts, you want all the 411 necessary to make the best possible decision. You didn't get where you are in life by making major choices based on things like the length of lines.

You know that all our tents, save one-staffed by parents and friends of the Junior BLues Rugby Club-are staffed by groups of parents and friends of local Catholic schools. You know that they'll all share a percentage of total sales and take home 100% of their tips to help benefit their respective parishes or organizations. You know they're all worthy, and staffed by lovely people who have given up their weekend to make sure you stay properly hydrated. So which one to choose? If only you had something more to go on. If only you had...commercials.

Ta-da. We have what you need. We asked all the schools and the Junior Blues Rugby Club to put together quick videos to make the case as to why you should patronize them over all the other tents. Will this be a tough decision? Absolutely. But at least now you're armed. Armed with knowledge, which is the most powerful weapon in the world. Except a huge missile or a giant robot with death-ray eyes. I would totally buy beer from a giant robot. That would be awesome. I wonder if any of them have robot servers...


















Friday, August 27, 2010

Postcard From The Band

Sheehan's Irish Imports Loves You

Don't believe it? They want to give you a present.

Beer Judging Delay

If you're one of the many people who submitted an ale to our annual brewing contest, I know you've been looking forward to the announcement of our winners this coming Monday. Well, sit tight, brew daddy. Due to circumstances beyond our control the announcement of winners will be delayed until Wenesday or possibly Thursday. We apologize for the inconvenience and the extra two days of agonizing.

Speaking of which, you want to talk about agonizing. All the two dozen entries are currently sitting in the fridge here at Irish Fest HQ with a big sign on them that say "DO NOT DRINK!" They taunt me...they call to me like the sirens of old...yet I must be strong. Or contest queen Cami will kick my ass.

Remember too, even if you can't brew you can still win. Enter one of our other contests, including the one I'm judging, the cow art competition. Win win win!

Down By The Stream

If you can't join us at Irish Fest...well, you make me sad. I look forward all year to seeing you here. But I know things come up. The kids have to start school, you couldn't get a cheap flight, your parole is denied. So if you really can't make it, you're forgiven. So much so that once again we'll be streaming live video all weekend long. You'll be able to see and hear a good chunk of the great music we're putting on stage right there on your computer while you sit there in your jammies or bear costume or naked, whatever, we don't judge.

You'll find that link on our home page, one week from today.

Saving You Money

This is important, unlike most of the crap I write here, so pay attention. Are you paying attention. Finish that donut, I'll wait.

Okay, good. Irish Fest opens a week from today. You need tickets. There's a change from last year on tickets that you need to be aware of. If you're buying your tickets online through our website, do before 5:00 PM on Friday, a week from today. Because if you don't and you wait until you're walking out the door on Saturday or Sunday you'll be paying an extra $5 per ticket.

In our long history we have never had a ticket price increase. Not one. Until this year. Booooo. Now I warned you about it last year, remember? I told you that with sponsor dollars becoming scarce and our cost of doing business ever increasing, the ticket price was going to increase and soon. Well, soon is here. Only it isn't, if you're smart and planning ahead. Until Friday at 5:00 that ticket is still the same old $10 it's always been. Or if you buy in advance at your local HyVee store, same deal. Just like old times, when gas was a nickel a gallon and you could buy a sandwich and a pair of shoes for $1.25. Or something. Anyway, if you come to the gate without a ticket, the price is $15. Which is still a bargain, to tell you the truth. But still. Be smart. Plan ahead. Buy now through our website with your credit card or pick up tickets at HyVee when you go in to buy Cocoa Puffs.

Got it? Good. Back to that donut.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Come Dancing

The latest video from our crack (or should I say craic?) PR team. Get down with your bad self, Irish person!

Postcard From The Band

Eight

Our series of Ten Things In No Particular Order Not To Miss At Irish Fest This Year continues here with just over a week to go. Today's pick stretches the boundaries of Irish Fest just a bit. A week from today, on Irish Fest Eve, don't miss

The 2010 Kick Off Party

A week from today, at the venerable Kelly's Westport Inn at the corner of Westport Road and Pennsylvania, start Irish Fest weekend a little early. KCIF entertainers Evans and Doherty will make their Kansas City debut. There'll be specials on Boulevard pints, just $2.50 for Unfiltered Wheat, Stout, Pale Ale and Tank 7. There'll be door prizes. There'll be fun. There'll be a taste of Irish Fest for you, a whole day earlier than those poor folks who don't come. Party starts at 8:00. See you there.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Help Wanted

Last night at the bartender training session I told you about I was talking to beverage boss Dan Leasure and he was telling me about the dearth of beverage crew volunteers so far signed up for Fest weekend. I told him I'd ask you all for help.

Workers are needed all weekend long with special need Friday noon-4:00* for beverage tents stocking. That's a good way to get your duties done early.

If you can help, please join the beverage crew. Remember there's some lifting involved so this job isn't for everybody. If you don't fit the bill, please send this to somebody who does:

Hey____________

I know you're probably busy working out or lifting weights or fighting crime or something, big strong (guy/gal) that you are, and I'm sorry to bother you. Please don't hurt me. But I heard about something today that made me think of you. It seems that the Kansas City Irish Fest is looking for stunning physical specimens like you to work the fest on their elite beverage crew. People like you with your rippling abs, sinewy back and chiseled arms. The job would be easy for you...moving cases of pop and water and bags of ice. Of course it also involves riding around through the festival in a golf cart making deliveries, so there's the distinct possibility that adoring members of the opposite sex might coming chasing after you once they see how that free volunteer shirt fits across your sculpted bod. So that's a downside. But other than that, the job is a lot of fun. And you'd be perfect for it. Why don't you sign up now, and bring some of your friends from the gym.

Thanks

your friend, _____________


* you won't see this time on the shift choices. Just make a note in the comments box that you want to work bar set up.

New Elders CD @ KCIF

Our hometown heroes, the high kings of Irish Fest, The Elders announce that they'll be releasing a new disc at the festival this year:
THE ELDERS, Kansas City's internationally known World/Celtic/Rock band will release "THE BEST OF THE ELDERS, VOL. 1" at the KANSAS CITY IRISH FEST, which takes place at Crown Center on Labor Day weekend, Sept. 3rd- 5th.
Featuring selections from throughout the group's career, the CD’s playlist was constructed to represent what a listener might have encountered at one of the band's shows over the last year.
Following this year’s festival season, The Elders will begin recording material for what will be their sixth studio CD.
The band will embark on their annual IRISH TOUR May 23- 31, 2011 and plan a swing through Germany, France and Spain in early July.
THE ELDERS WILL APPEAR SUNDAY NIGHT, SEPT. 5th AT 8:00 PM ON THE BOULEVARD STAGE, and will be available for meet and greet immediately after performance.
Great stuff. Plan on getting your copy, a week from Sunday at Irish Fest.

Nine

Continuing our Ten Things In No Particular Order Not To Miss At Irish Fest This Year, today nine days out, number nine. Our Heritage Area display,

Irish Women: Heroines Sung and Unsung.

This year, as I've told you is the Year of The Woman at the Kansas City Irish Fest. Women feature strongly in our music line up with performers like Eileen Ivers, Girsa, Screaming Orphans, Dawn and Margie Beaton, members of Cara, Kelly and more. Our staff of course, is well represented with women in leadership roles in virtually every area of our operations. Even I have gone to the trouble of having six female sisters, a girl daughter and a woman mother, just for the occasion. So it's only fitting that our heritage area display follow that theme. You'll learn about the trials, toils and rise of Irish women in Ireland and the diaspora through text, photos and living history. You'll come to understand how these powerful Celtic women shaped this country then and now. You'll want to call your mother and thank her.

Don't miss the Year Of The Woman, in the Heritage Area and all over Irish Fest.

Postcard From The Band

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Beer School

When you get to Irish Fest, I bet there'll be one thing foremost on your mind: find the idiot that writes that festival blog and slap him upside the head. After that, I bet you'll be wanting to head to one of our many conveniently located beverage tents for a cold brew. Don't blame you a bit. Irish Fest and beer go together like cabbage and potatoes, like fiddles and bodhrans, like Irish Fest and more beer. When you get to those tents, you'll find them staffed by the smiling moms and dads of a local Catholic elementary school. Those folks aren't just there because they love us. Every sale they make puts money directly in the pocket of those schools, and that includes 100% of any tips you decide to leave. Last year through Irish Fest sales the schools participating took away some $1200 each, not including those tips. The schools also compete through their decor and enthusiasm for the coveted Spirit Award. Last year's winner, Holy Spirit Parish will proudly fly the pennant that declares them the reigning champs.

Tonight some of those volunteer beer pourers will attend the first of three mandatory training sessions. They'll be learning the ins and outs of getting you served promptly and efficiently. You need not go to a special patrons school, but you do need to know a few things before you head to the tent of your choice. Take your seats and we'll begin the lesson.

Lesson 1: No cash is accepted for purchase at the beverage tents. Only our green plastic tokens are valid for buying beer, wine, soda, water or anything thing else. Tokens are sold for cash or credit at a number of places throughout the fest, marked by bright gold banners. Make that one of your first stops when you arrive and stock up. Leftovers can always be used again next year.

Lesson 2: If you choose to tip your bartender-and we hope you will-don't drop those tokens in the tip jar, use money. 

Lesson 3: Inside every gate will be a place to get your ID checked, after which, assuming you're 21 or over, you'll be given a bracelet that tells your server that you're old enough to buy that beer. No ID, no bracelet, no beer and it doesn't even matter if you look as old as I do.

Lesson 4: You may purchase 2 alcoholic beverages per person per transaction. Sure you've only got two hands anyway. If you give one of those beers to somebody underage, you'll both be asked to leave by a big scary man who will not take no for an answer.

Lesson 5: If you've had enough, we'll stop serving you. Use your head.

Lesson 6: Those beer servers, even if they're your cousins or neighbors or bowling team members will not give you free beer. Because if they know if they do, two things will happen. They'll be be cheating their parish out of hard earned money because their take is based on sales, not volume. And they'll be tossed out of the fest. So no free beer. Don't ask.

Lesson 7: Please drink responsibly and if you're driving, have a Pepsi instead. Or book that hotel room and walk to bed.

That's it. Easy. Much better than how we used to do it.

Class dismissed.

Ten

Ten days until we open, and for we here at Irish Fest headquarters that means just one thing: blind, debilitating panic.

So much to do, so little time. And yet, it will all get done thanks to hard work, dedication and caffeine in dangerous doses. As is our custom, here in the final ten days to the delight of probably no one, we begin our annual list of Ten Things In No Particular Order Not To Miss At Irish Fest This Year. Number 10, with ten days to go:

The Comedy Stage.

If you go to a lot of Irish festivals, you'll know that in some ways, we're all pretty similar. The bands, the workshops, the contests...you can find similar things at fests from Milwaukee to Maine. What you won't find at any other besides Kansas City-as least as far as I know-is a dedicated comedy stage presenting stand up comics from Ireland. This year, we're presenting a truly all-star line up too. Ian Coppinger, Barry Murphy and Dylan Moran. On any given night at a Dublin comedy club any single one of those three would sell out the house. All three together? For $5? Comedy gold.

You have two chances to see the show. Just two, 8:00 pm Saturday and same time Sunday. And I can't stress this enough: buy your tickets now. Right now. Both shows will sell out. Check out the comedians here and here. And get your tickets here.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Postcard From The Band

Universal Beauty

The Miss Universe pageant is tonight, and while I question its validity as a title since all the contestants come from the same planet, I understand that Rozanna Purcell, Miss Ireland is one the favorites to take the tiara. So hey, what the hell. Go Ireland!

Weird...don't her lips look just like...

Postcard From The Band

Milwaukee-Day 4

Tommy and I had a short day yesterday with a plane to catch at 6:00, which meant that we had to miss The Scattering, always a highlight of their event and the inspiration for KC's Mighty Craic. But we had Milwaukee's youth (and a few not-so-youthful) Shamrocking out for about 4 hours before we packed up.

A few lessons/observations taken away from the long weekend.

Their grounds are huge. You don't feel as bad living on corn dogs and beer when you're walking a mile and a half from one end to the other. I exaggerate, but not by much.

Their staff and volunteers and some of the nicest, friendliest people you'd ever hope to meet. I hope that we can hit that same level of Midwestern hospitality at the Kansas City Irish Fest. The bar is set high. While on the subject, special thanks to Jenn and Tom, Tipperary Stage managers who treated Tommy and me like family.

There is apparently a law in Wisconsin that prescribes mandatory Irish dancing for all girls from the age of 4 upwards. I've never seen so many curly-wigged jiggers in my life. Hundreds of them, everywhere, performing before delirious, screaming crowds. Tommy and I were set up just behind the Tipperary Stage and mobs of the dancers who performed there hung out in the shade of the trees near us waiting to go on. They would go running in herds on and off the stages as different dances and groups of dancers were called, looking for all the world like a scene from a National Geographic wildlife video. Frankly, we got a little scared.

Wisconsinites scoff at rain. Friday night a hurricane blew through the festival. 40-50 mile an hour winds, lashing rain, thunder, lightning, the works. Stages closed, band fled to shelter. And the patrons? They grabbed another beer and waited it out. It rained off and on all that night and they still had a massive crowd. I was stunned. The attitude I heard from the crowd: it's still Irish Fest and we're still having a good time. From the staff: nothing we can do about it, why get upset? I can't only assume that cold snowy winters and lots of cheese build hearty souls and strong character. My hat's off to them.

And now, with Milwaukee tucked away and all our Wisconsin friends nursing their hangovers and sweeping up the grounds, let's go to Kansas City, crazy little women and all. Irish Fest opens in 11 days!!!

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Milwaukee Day 3

A long day of beautiful weather, save a 5 minute sprinkle early on. The KC Irish Fest Shamrocker tent served dozens and dozens of would-be rock stars and I think has been a real hit up here. We'll be back at it for part of today's festivities before heading out to catch an evening flight home.

Early in the day after getting Tommy up and running, I attended the annual lunch held by our gracious Milwaukee hosts for all the visiting representatives of other Irish Fests across the country. Tommy compared the scene to something out of the Godfather, with all the heads of the "families" converging. Fortunately to my knowledge no fest organizer has had another one whacked as yet. But there's still today I guess. Our main topic of conversation at the lunch (also attended by Irish Minister for Social Protection Éamon Ó Cuív) was the upcoming conferences of festival planners. Held every year and a half–the last one being in Kansas City–this November's edition will take place in the west of Ireland. Early planning reports sound like it will be another great event.

After closing up shop last night Tommy and I caught music by the Young Dubs, Slide, La Bottine Souriante and Different Drums of Ireland, each in small amounts before, exhausted, we headed back to the hotel to rest up for one more day of fun and shamrockery.

We've had a great time up here, Tom and I, but are eager to get home and get back to planning the next great event on the Irish calendar, the Kansas City Irish Fest. Just 12 days to go! Sincere thanks to Joe, Ed, Chuck, Jane, Colleen and all our friends in Milwaukee for having us. It's always a pleasure, always informative, always a bit humbling to attend this great event on the shores of Lake Michigan, today completing their 30th year.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Milwaukee Day 2: A Different Kind of Gaelic Storm


It got better, but not a lot better. Light to moderate rain continued off and on all evening, which shut down Tommy's Shamrocker tent for the duration. The upside to that was that we were able to see some music. Most of the stages shut down briefly during the teeth of the storm which struck around 6:00, but restarted after the worst had past. In a credit to the people of this great city, huge numbers of people stayed through it all, hunkering down where they could (see the beer tent in Tommy's video) during the rainy times or just getting wet. The fact that these festival grounds are 98% paved certainly helps. We were all wet but at least not muddy. I understand KC had remarkably similar weather yesterday.

Anyway, Tom and I were able to catch music by (the other) Gaelic Storm, Girsa, Screaming Orphans, the fantastic Green Fields of America, Tommy Sands and McPeake. Today promises to be rain-free with a high temp of 81 so we look forward to lots of guitar heroes stopping by our little tent. And with any luck, we'll get to slip out and hear some tunes as well. Also today, the annual lunch for visiting Irish festival planners from other cities where we'll see lots of old friends from across the country. Always a highlight of the trip up here.

This festival really is in a class by itself and I encourage you to hop on the nearest plane and come up today. KC Irish Fest volunteer co-chief Brandi Canning and her husband Tony The Celtic Tiger are here. And I saw someone yesterday wearing a Boulevard Stout t-shirt too. Hope to see you here today too. And if not, the 8th annual Kansas City Irish Fest opens in just 13 days.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Geography

After several people–good, well meaning people–yesterday made remarks and asked questions about our upcoming festival and in doing so made an all-too-common geographical misstatement, I was reminded of a long ago blog post that I think might bear repeating here, two weeks out.

To summarize: The Kansas City Irish Fest takes place in the heart of Kansas City, Missouri.

Missouri.

Thank you.

Day One At Milwaukee

The Milwaukee Irish Fest opened last night for their usual Thursday preview night. Only 4 of their 16 stages (told you it was quaint) were filled, but there was an impressive crowd on hand. Young Tom Regan made a big splash and represented KC well with the Wisconsin debut of his Shamrocker game. We'll be back at it, Tommy and I, beginning at 4:00 this afternoon.

After we closed our little corner of the festival for the night we went and caught half of the show by the Red Hot Chilli Pipers, who of course will be joining us in Kansas City in two weeks. Two thoughts came to mind watching them. One, I hope to hell our stages are big enough to hold these guys. And two, you're going to love this show. They had the crowd jumping, screaming and dancing to what they described from the stage as "bag rock." Great stuff. Watching the show with us on a cool night with zero humidity (glorious after the Kansas City summer we've had), some friends from fests past and future, Eamonn de Barra of Slide and Steve Twigger, Pat Murphy and Jessie Burns of Gaelic Storm along with Ed Ward and Joe King, festival bigwigs and all around good guys.

I also caught just a few minutes of RHCP's fellow KC Irish Festers Girsa as they opened the festival. They were fantastic, skilled musicians with a great, easy stage presence. These girls have a very bright future ahead of them and you'll be able to say you've been a fan from way back after you see them in Cowtown in two weeks.

More today. Though I'll be sticking pretty close to Tommy's tent, I hope to get out and see some more music tonight. For today, remember: The Red Hot Chilli Pipers are on the Boulevard Stage Friday night at 9:00, again Saturday at 4:30 and Sunday on the Terrace Stage at 7:30 PM. Catch Girsa on the Terrace Stage Saturday at 1:30 and again Sunday at 11:00 AM.

Quixotic And Kila

The kind of music that 2010 Irish Fest band Kila plays is hard to categorize. With acoustic instrumentation and Irish language vocals, sometimes it's sounds pretty traditional. With their innovative arrangements, world beat rhythms and extended jams, sometimes they sound like anything but traditional. But I'm pretty sure of two things. You've never heard anything like it. And you're going to love it.

Kila alone would make a fantastic show. But now imagine that show with lithe, colorfully costumed dancers spinning, twirling, twisting and visually the music to life. Now imagine those dancers doing all that in mid-air. 20 feet over your head. Sound interesting?

The Kansas City Irish Fest is very excited to announce a one night only performance with Kila by the dancers of Quixotic. Saturday, September 4th at 9:00 on the Terrace Stage. I'll let them describe what you can expect. "Quixotic makes performing art interactive, eliminating the barrier between performer and audience. Combining mesmerizing atmospheric elements and riveting live entertainment Quixotic is a unique fusion of movement, sound, and visual arts."

Don't miss this truly unique show. Get there early to be under the tent for the best view. This is going to be so cool.


Thursday, August 19, 2010

Moo, Vito

I’m up in the air currently over Iowa I guess, having just left KC for Milwaukee for that city’s small, intimate Irish Fest. It’s cute, what they do up there, quaint really. You just want to pinch their widdle cheeks and say  “aren’t you a big festival! Yes you are! Yes you are!” 

So  while ignoring the safety instructions (hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me) I was looking through the airplane magazine and there was a little story in there about, and I’m not making this up, how some scientists in England discovered that dairy cows who have been given names produce close to 70 more gallons of milk annually than do cows who don’t have names. True fact.

I bet you know where this is going.

Our own Irish Fest cow, the 2010 version created for us by the ludicrously talented cartoonist Oliver Christianson, is nameless. Around here at HQ we just call it “the cow.” And guess what? Not one drop of milk. Now we know why, don’t we. So let’s name that heifer, if for no other reason so that we’ll have something other than Jameson’s to pour on our Lucky Charms at our breakfast board meetings. If you’re a child, think up a name for that bovine. A few guidelines: she’s a girl cow. She’s an Irish cow. You might want to consider submitting a name that reflects those two characteristics. For example, my suggestion of naming her “Vito Cowleone” probably wouldn’t make the first cut even though that is an awesome name for a cow. Ooh, you know what another good one would be? “Moohito Cowasaki.” But again, inappropriate for tis particular cow. But you come up with a good one. Then submit it to KCIFChildrens@everestkc.net. And if your name suggestion gets chosen as the best, you win...a cow! A big 4 foot long stuffed cow! Not stuffed like taxidermied, would be kind of a bizarre prize to give a kid, but stuffed like a toy.

So good luck! And don’t submit the names  “Kaus Von Milkenheimer”  or “Bovito Moosolini.” I have dibs on those.

Aha

A few weeks ago, Irish Fest co-founder and former president Ed Follis and some other guy were contacted by the Mutual of Omaha company to share what they call an "Aha Moment" about the founding of the Kansas City Irish Fest. You might have seen these ads on your television where people talk about the beginnings of things or life changing events, stuff like that. So Ed and the other guy went downtown and sat in this blazing hot trailer for 20 minutes or so and talked about the fest. I'm not kidding, it had to have been 98° in there and as humid as a steam room.This is known as "taking one for the team".

Anyway, here they are, Ed and I think some hobo they found wandering the streets. Aha.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

North

So yeah, I'm headed up to Milwaukee in the morning with Irish Fest's Interactive Gaming committee chair Tommy Regan. Tommy is going to Milwaukee to work. I'll be spending at least some of my time getting a preview of our own Irish Fest, kicking off in just 16 days. Some first time KC performers are playing Milwaukee and I'll be reporting to you from there about what I see and hear. Look for reviews of shows from Girsa, McPeake, Andreas Transo, Evans and Doherty, Screaming Orphans and Red Hot Chilli Pipers. Sadly, I'll miss the Guggenheim Grotto show on Sunday due to an early flight. I'll also be getting reacquainted with some all friends from KC fests past, present and future like Slide, Cherish The Ladies, The Young Dubs, The Makem and Spain Brothers, Seamus Kennedy, Different Drums of Ireland, and our first announced 2011 band, Gaelic Storm. If there's somebody on the Milwaukee roster that you'd like to see here next year, let me know and I'll check them out. I'll be carrying contracts on a roll like Charmin.

Stay tuned here for all the news from Suds City.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Sing Song

Here's something you may not know about me: I'm arguably the world's worst singer. Perhaps you guessed that. At any rate, it's true. When my son Tom was about 2, I was singing him a song and he actually put his hand over my mouth and said "Papa, you're a tewwible singer." The only reason baby Kate hasn't done that is because she can't talk or work her hands that well yet.

But you...ah sure, you sing like a linnet. The sounds that come wafting out of your mouth make angels weep with joy and record producers race toward you waving contracts and satchels full of million dollar bills. You're the Irish Idol. And this year at Irish Fest, you can share your gift with the world or at least the other people in our new Irish karaoke tent.

We're calling it "Kerry O'Key", 'cause we're clever like that. It's free, it's fun and it's your chance to say, "yes, I performed at the Kansas City Irish Fest. And I killed." Look for it in the park right by the Shamrocker guitar game and the Jig Jig Revolution tent.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Hello Milwaukee!!!

If you're currently a kid, or perhaps even if like me your kid days now sleep with the fishes, you might have wandered into our Irish Guitar Hero tent last year. Conceived, designed and largely staffed by my youngest son Tommy, the game–an all Celtic Rock version of the popular interactive video game– was a huge hit. So huge in fact that Tommy was asked by the powers that be at the mighty Milwaukee Irish Fest to take it on the road this coming weekend. Thursday morning Tom (and his old man as chaperone) will pack up the virtual axe and head north, where the son will spend the weekend working while I spent it...um, researching. Yeah, that's it. If you're heading that way, please come by and give Tommy a Kansas City hello.

The game will also return to the KC fest this year, rechristened "Shamrocker" and featuring a few new songs and improved graphics. Same knucklehead running it though. Come on down to Washington Park and try your hand. You can't possibly be any worse than this guy.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Yo Ho

Irish fest opens in just 3 weeks, but I know when you've been waiting a whole year those final weeks can be the longest of all. You might need a little teaser about now to get you through. If so, you're in luck. Tonight and tomorrow night Paddy O'Quigley's Pub and Grille presents their very first Southside Hooley, out at 119th and Roe. Featuring Colorado's Potcheen band, the party will set you back a mere $5. Potcheen bills themselves as a "Celtic Pirate Folk-Punk Rock Band" and I'm going to bet it's been a while since you heard one of those. In keeping with the pirate theme, there'll be specials on Captain Morgan and Parrot Bay rum drinks. Arrrgh.

The hooley starts at 9:00. Grab your eye patch and wooden leg and head on out there.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Joe King, No Joking

It gets lonely sometimes out here in Bloggyland. Lonely, dark, and cold...so very cold. So imagine my thrill to find a kindred soul.

My old friend Joe King with the Milwaukee Irish Fest–like me a former festival president who was driven from office and very nearly into federal prison by scandal and corruption (or maybe that was just me)–has launched a blog that gives you an inside peek at the biggest, mightiest Irish Festival on the entire planet, The Milwaukee Irish Fest. It's great stuff, and he's outclevered me in the naming department too, the bastard. "The Peat Blog" is up and running and is well deserving of a spot on your "favorite websites" thingy.

If you're headed to Milwaukee next weekend (and you should be), you be a fool to go without reading Joe's musings before and during. I assume he'll have plenty of time to be blogging during, because I know for a fact he doesn't do any actual work up there that weekend.

The Milwaukee Irish Fest, 30th Anniversary edition, kicks off a week from today.

Heritage Stage

The good people who run our Heritage Stage have made their schedule available for your Irish Fset weekend planning. And here it is. If there's not something here that interests you...well, maybe you should just stay home. Also, after reading this I've decided that I want my rap name to be "Chunky Seafood Chowder."

Friday
6:00 – 6:50 Irish Travel Workshop
Always wanted to know what a visit to Ireland has to offer? Kathy Sudeikis, nationally recognized travel professional, will provide travel trips along with a Q&A session.

7:00 – 7:50 Irish Gastronomic Scene
Kevin Dundon, award-winning Irish chef, author, and television personality, will demonstrate some quintessential Irish recipes including Cider Glazed fillet of Salmon and Chunky Seafood Chowder.

8:00 – 8:50 Ireland Today
Dublin photographer Fionán O’Connell discusses Ireland’s Place in the World – Before & After the Celtic Tiger.


Saturday
12:00 – 12:50 Hurling & Gaelic Football
Learn the history of these most ancient of sports, their role in Irish Mythology and how the modern Gaelic Games came to be played in Kansas City. Take a camán in hand or try to solo a Gaelic football in this hands-on workshop led by members of the Kansas City Gaelic Athletic Club.

1:00 – 1:50 Tracing Your Irish Roots
Researching the story of your ancestors can bring a richer understanding of your Irish heritage. Barbara Scanlon, National Genealogical Society member, will teach you how to search and explore those records

2:15 – 3:30 Irish Dance Workshop
Breandán De Gallaí is the former Principal Dancer turned Dance Director for Riverdance and has led live and televised performances to millions of people around the world. We are delighted to have him at Irish Fest this year to present a workshop on the evolution of Irish dance from traditional steps to Riverdance through to contemporary Irish dance.

4:00 – 4:50 Irish Gastronomic Scene
Kevin Dundon, award-winning Irish chef, author, and television personality, will demonstrate some quintessential Irish recipes including Cider Glazed fillet of Salmon and Chunky Seafood Chowder.

5:00 – 5:50 History of Riverdance
Join Breandán De Gallaí, Riverdance Director and World Champion Irish Dancer, in a hands-on Irish Dance workshop. Breandán, who has been choregraphing traditional dance from his youth, will show you some basic Irish steps such as jigs and reels that are sure to have you hopping and leaping about to your heart's content. This will be a fun session that is open to all.

6:00 – 6:50 Irish Language
Fionán O’Connell will provide a light-hearted overview of the Irish language - How the English inadvertently saved Ireland’s native tongue. Some audience participation could be involved!

7:00 – 7:50 Fiddle Workshop
Bring your fiddle or come just to listen. Dublin native Siobhán Ní Mhaolagáin has been playing the fiddle since age 8 and will share her tips and experiences.

8:00 – 9:30 Ceili Workshop
If you can walk you can dance! We have Céilí caller Máirtín de Cógáin back once again. There is no need of a partner or a clue of what you need to do. Captain Mackey's Goatskin &  Stringband will sort everything out for you! They will find you a dance partner, teach and call the dances, while entertaining you with stories and songs.

Sunday
11:00 – 11:50 Ireland Food Tourism
A foodie’s approach to travel abroad. Kansas City gourmand, Matt Scanlon, goes to Ireland and will share his search for food experiences and education.

12:00 – 12:50 Ireland Today
Dublin photographer Fionán O’Connell discusses Ireland’s Place in the World – Before & After the Celtic Tiger.

1:00 – 1:50 Broken Hearts
Pat O’Neill, local author of From the Bottom Up, will share stories of the mothers we left behind in Ireland.

2:00 – 2:50 Jim "Mr. Stinky Feet" Cosgrove & Hiccups
Kansas City's favorite kid crooner Jim Cosgrove has been rockin’ audiences throughout North America and Europe for more than a decade, including two performances at The White House. His approachable style has made him a cool favorite on the family concert tour circuit, especially with parents, many of whom have dubbed him the “Jimmy Buffett for kids.” Come prepared to sing and dance!

3:00 – 3:50 My First Gaeilge
Come and learn a few words of the Ancient language of Éireann. Siobhán Ní Mhaolagáin will provide a beginner’s workshop on Irish vocabulary, common phrases and basic grammar.

4:00 – 4:50 Beer Brewing Workshop
How do they make those hearty stouts? Learn the history of the different styles and get recipes to brew your own beer.

5:00 – 5:50 Tin Whistle and Flute Workshop
The tin whistle is the simplest and least expensive instrument in Irish music, yet capable of producing exceptional music. Come learn all about the tin whistle and flute from Kansas City School of Irish Music instructor Turlach Boylan, an All Ireland Champion flute and whistle player.

6:00 – 6:50 Tracing Your Irish Roots
Researching the story of your ancestors can bring a richer understanding of your Irish heritage. Barbara Scanlon, National Genealogical Society member, will teach you how to search and explore those records.

7:00 – 7:50 Bodhrán Workshop
What is an Irish Fest without a bodhrán workshop? Come learn about the bodhrán and listen to Tristan Rosenstock from the Irish band Téada show you how its done.

8:00 – 9:30 Ceili Workshop
If you can walk you can Dance! We have Céilí caller Máirtín de Cógáin back once again. There is no need of a partner or a clue of what you need to do. Captain Mackey's Goatskin &  Stringband will sort everything out for you! They will find you a dance partner, teach and call the dances, while entertaining you with stories and songs.

As If You Needed Another Reason

There are lots of reasons for you to plan on spending your Labor Day weekend with us here at the Kansas City Irish Fest. The music, the dance, shopping, food, drink, contests, stuff for the kids, etc. Let me add one more: we are 100% free of roaming radioactive wild boars.

Deadline Looms

If you haven't booked your discounted Irish Fest hotel room yet-those ones that come complete with free festival tickets-it's officially the 11th hour. Tomorrow, lucky Friday the 13th is the last day to get those discounted rates of $107 and $112 at the Hyatt and Westin respectively.

You should really do this, even if you live here in Cowtown. I live less than 3 miles from our Crown Center site and I'll be camped out at the Westin all weekend. To illustrate why you should too, let's look at a couple sample scenarios here:

It's 11:00. Irish Fest has closed for the night. Sean packs up his folding chair and blanket and walks with the crowd toward the parking garage. Let's see, he parked on the Green Level. Or was it the Gold Level? Red? Finally, there's the minivan. Pack up the gear, join the long queue inching toward the exit. After the 20 minute drive back to the cul-de-sac in his Prairie Mission Park suburb, Sean unpacks the van, lets the dog out, waters the begonias and heads inside. He sits alone in the family room and watches the home shopping network for a few minutes to unwind. He's tempted, but resists the temptation to buy a steam cleaner. By the time he gets to bed it's 1:00. He'll get up early to walk the dog and mow the lawn before he packs the car up and heads back to Irish Fest. It opens at 11:00 and it's a long drive.

It's 11:00. Irish Fest has closed for the night. Maire grabs her folding chair and strolls across the street. She takes the elevator to her 16th floor suite. A quick shower and a change of clothes and back out. Maire heads out the door and immediately catches the free shuttle to Raglan Road for the official after party. It's a full on hooley. Hey, those guys from that band she just saw are playing on stage! Boulevard on special? Don't mind if she does. Hours of fun later, she takes the shuttle-with her new best friend, that fiddler player from that other band-back to her hotel. She stops by the bar at the Hyatt where a trad music session is raging. She sings a ballad that brings tears to the eyes of everyone there, including the executive from that record company who immediately signs her to a six figure contract. Hours later, back at the hotel, she slips into the luxurious bed with the clean sheets and no chores to do. She can sleep late tomorrow because Irish Fest doesn't open until 11:00 AM and it's right across the street, after all. A 2 minute walk after a great hot breakfast. And then another day and night of fun.

Seriously, you're not going to want to go home with Sean. That guy's a loser. And if you enjoy a pint or two of that new Irish Fest Stout, we certainly don't want you driving home. So stick around. But get that room today, before they're gone.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Who Dat?

More than 94,000 people came to Irish Fest last year. I know you were one of them. But who were all those other people?

Hope to see every one of you back this year. 23 days to go!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Postcard From The Band

We love Cara. You will too.

The News

You don't have to look far at Irish Fest to see that one of the most popular aspects of Irish culture in America is Irish dance. Dance performances draw some of the biggest crowds of the weekend. Ceili dances pack dance floors. And it's not just at Irish Fest. Irish dance is huge, nationwide. Worldwide.

Much of the credit for this goes to Riverdance of course. The multi-media Irish music and dance phenomenon turned millions into jig junkies. So we at the KC Irish Fest are excited to announce that dancer Breandán De Gallaí will be joining us Labor Day weekend.

Breandán is the former principal male dancer with Riverdance and is now the dance director on the show. He's led performances to over 600 million people worldwide. He has appeared on national TV in the US, all over Europe, China, Asia, Australia and New Zealand. Irish Fest weekend Breandán will conduct dance sessions in traditional Irish dance in beginner, intermediate, and master sessions. Each session is limited to 30 people per session and I promise you, they'll all sell out.

The schedule and fees are as follows:

Saturday September 4
7-9pm: Master session-open and championship level dancers. $50

Sunday September 5
9:00-10:00am: Beginner session-little to no dance experience $20
10:15-11:30am: Parent and child beginner session-little to no dance experience. $30 per family
11:45am- 1:15pm: Intermediate session-advanced beginner to novice level dancers. $40
2:15pm- 4:15pm: Master Sessions- open and championship level dancers. $50
4:30pm- 5:30pm: Beginner Session- little to no dance experience. $20
5:45pm- 7:15pm: Intermediate Session- advanced beginner to novice level dancers. $40

All sessions will be held in the Century "A" Ballroom of the Westin Crown Center hotel. Tickets will be on sale through the Irish Fest website later this week. So lace up those ghillies and get ready. Dance fever hits Irish Fest in just 24 days. He's some inspiration for you aspiring twinkletoes.

More News, Now

Turns out I have a couple big announcements for you today. We'll start with this one.

I was telling you the other day about our friends with Gaelic Storm and the fantastic success they're enjoying with the new album "Cabbage". And I was telling you that we planned on bringing them back to KC for Irish Fest 2011. Remember when I was telling you all that? And remember how you were thinking, "that's all well and good for 2011, but that's an entire year away. What are we Kansas City Gaelic Storm fans supposed to do in the meantime?"

Here's what. Come to the Uptown Theater on Thursday, October 28th when the Kansas City Irish Fest and SMA presents Gaelic Storm live in concert. Mark that calendar and make your plans to start Halloween weekend Irish style with Gaelic Storm. All the concert and ticket details will follow...including how you can win your own pair of passes to the show, courtesy of SMA, Irish Fest and Gaelic Storm.

Monday, August 09, 2010

More News, Only Not Now

I have another big announcement that I was thinking about saving for Friday. But I'm not going to, and here's why. It's 100° and 100% humidity in Kansas City today and supposed to stay that way all week. So I figure two things; one, we'll probably all be dead by Friday, melted into gooey puddles on the sidewalk. Or two, we'll all be so sick and tired and pissed off about this weather that we'll all be drunk in some air-conditioned bar by Friday. Either way, a Friday announcement is wasted. And I would make the announcement today, but who makes announcements on Monday? You're still recovering from the weekend and hardly paying attention. You wouldn't be able to handle the excitement levels this bit of news will induce.

So how about we do it tomorrow? Yeah? Okay. Big announcement tomorrow. Right here.

Friday, August 06, 2010

As Promised

I told you that I had a performer announcement today, and I'm a man of my word. This one is exciting.

Joining us for his first time in Kansas City and in a rare trip to America, is comedian Dylan Moran. One of Ireland's–and Europe's–most prolific and successful comics, Moran has appeared in the films Notting Hill, Shaun Of The Dead, and Run, Fat Boy, Run and starred in the award winning sitcom Black Books. Dylan joins our previously announced funny people Ian Coppinger and Barry Murphy to round out a sort of comedy trinity on our Crown Center comedy stage. And amazingly, you get all three for the low low price of just a $5 ticket.

Shows will be Saturday and Sunday at 8:00 in Crown Center's Off Center Theatre, right above the Irish Fest grounds. Both shows will sell out, so buy tickets now like the clever person I know you are. Do that here. And here's Dylan, doing his thing, with some good advice for Irish Fest weekend.


As A Bug In A Rug

Carol and Jenny, otherwise known as The Snug Sisters are busily preparing their own little corner of Irish Fest for you...if you're smart enough to join The Snug, the very best way to experience Irish Fest. They bring you this...ummm...what are we calling this again, girls?
Alrighty, it’s time for a Snugsynopsis (yeah spell-check, that is a word) , or maybe a Snugupdate ( you’ll notice the meaning sort of changes with your pronunciation of that one): We, the Snug girls , are madly getting ready for you. And when you do that clickable thing and sign up for a day or (we love you) the whole weekend , let’s think about what that means for you.
First, a truly lovely spot - you will not even know that you are under a tent on a normally busy street. You are above the crowds (you can take that literally or in a haughty way- your choice), in close viewing and listening proximity to the Boulevard Stage and with plenty of room to relax or snuggle up with your significant other. You have a swanky comfortable scenario to do that in. You have a bar and dedicated bartenders at your service. Come and go as you please.
You have drink tickets. A lot. 10 for Saturday or Sunday, 5 for Friday. These tickets, let’s make sure we understand, are good throughout the Fest, not just in the Snug. And it’s a ticket for a drink: beer, pop, water, wine, whatever. The Fest tokens work here too, if you run out.
You get snacks and a couple of times a day, catered food. We have tables and chairs and napkins and all the stuff you need for that.
You get a Snug t-shirt that you cannot buy anywhere in the Fest -- so go back to that haughty thing with your Snug self. Also on that note, your special Snug membership card and lanyard.
Act now, go to the on-line signup and your Fest admission ticket is included in the deal. Wait, and decide to join once you get to the Fest – obviously not. And it must be said – we do have a capacity limit.
Raffle prizes… this years cool Irish Fest poster ….AND a special Snug bathroom, which we Snug girls protect with our very lives.
That covers the basics under the Snugumbrella - except of course you get us, those Snugebullient (okay, got some help with thesaurus.com on that one) sisters, as well . Is this the best way to enjoy Irish Fest ever? Absolutely. $100 a day, two for one on Friday, $250.00 the whole weekend.
Get in here, have a beer, make up all the Snug words you want.
I'm sold. If I wasn't working that weekend, I know where I'd be. So Snuggle up, kids. Join now before the very limited spots are gone.

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Schedule Repairs

Okay, that "TBA" I had you pencil in to your Sunday Atrium Stage schedule? Whip that eraser out again, muchacho. And write in the name "Andreas Transo." You'll see it at the opposite end of that same portion of the schedule there. Now you may think that's odd, having Dre open and close that stage in the same day. But here's my prediction: if you go to that first show and don't find yourself wanting to attend the second as well, I'll eat my green felt bowler hat.

There's a term used in my favorite sport: small ball. In baseball, small ball refers to the strategy of scoring runs by moving baserunners methodically–hit and run plays, stolen bases, patience at the plate, etc.–rather than counting on the big blasts. At Irish Fest you might think of small ball in a similar way. Yes, you should be there at night for the big boys...your Elders, your Pogey, your Eileen Ivers. But along the way, don't miss the small jewels you'll find on the Atrium and Park stages. And I can tell you with no hesitation that none of those jewels shine brighter than the aforementioned Transo. I had the enormous pleasure of hearing him last year in Milwaukee and this fella can flat out sing. I was reminded of Dick Gaughan when I heard his voice. He's also an engaging performer and a nice guy to have a pint with. What you call your total package.

Here's Transo's beautiful version of "Spancil Hill". Do yourself a favor and ignore the visuals, they'll only give you a headache. And below Transo, "Song For Ireland" from the great Dick Gaughan, because if you're not familiar with him you should be, and if you are it's been way too long since you heard him.

Toon Time

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Mmmm...Stouty

When you head to the Irish Fest beer tents this year, as I have an inking that you might, you’ll see something new on the menu. It’s Boulevard Irish Fest Stout, brewed for us by our home town beer boys over on the Westside. I’ve sampled it and I can tell you that it’s a creamy black glass of awesome, every swallow like a little Irish Fest in your mouth (Boulevard marketing guys, if you’re reading this, you can have that one for free). Irish Fest Stout joins our other fine beers, wines and soft drinks in our tents, manned by local parochial school parent groups, which raise funds for their schools by helping keep you well watered. All bev tent gratuities go to the schools too, so remember, you're hip when you tip.

Try Irish Fest Stout at a beer tent near you, in just 30 days.

There'll Be No Living With Them Now...

Gaelic Storm's new album Cabbage is tearing up the iTunes charts, as I write this at #9 on US sales and #2 on the iTunes World Music charts. Congratulations to the band on their continued domination of the planet and all its citizens.

And a reminder, God willing Gaelic Storm will be back here for Irish Fest next year. We lost them this year to a long ago scheduled cruise, one of the pitfalls of having our festival on a holiday weekend unfortunately. So wear your life jackets on that boat, boys and girl. We want to see you at KCIF 2011.

Ins And Outs

Okay Festketeers, time to grab those pencils, erasers and schedules. That pesky "Subject To Change" monster is back.

Leaving the Irish Fest line up for parts unknown is harpist Darren Raleigh, to whom we bid a fond farewell. So take your schedule and erase his spot on Sunday, Atrium Stage. For now, just for now, write in TBA in that spot. Or a question mark. Or a drawing of a pony, I don't care. It's a place holder. But write lightly, because it won't be there for long. We're moving and shaking.

Ooh, speaking of which, I gotta go. It's Bono on the other line. This could be the answer to our problem...

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Something Different

Now that we're inside that magic less-than-a-month-to-go time frame, let's start getting you ready for the 2010 Kansas City Irish Fest. Here's a change you'll want to be aware of.

In years past when you arrived at Irish Fest you were met by one of our friendly Site Hosts. These goodwill ambassadors were the smiling, helpful face of Irish Fest, always ready willing and able to help you find a stage, a sandwich, a restroom or a display. And they were easy to spot in their bright gold t-shirts. Those Site Hosts are still around in 2010 but those gold t-shirts are on the scrap heap of fashion history. Site Hosts will now be in regular Irish Fest volunteer t-shirts (remember what those will look like?) but so you know them when you see them, they'll be sporting these big, bright stickers on their fronts.
Let that sticker be your signal to ask them any question that comes to mind or for whatever help will make your Irish Fest experience the best it can be. You'll aslo find Site Hosts stationed in our information kiosk near the main gate. Try and stump them, I dare you. I do, every year and I haven''t succeeded yet.

The Site Hosts are part of our small Irish army of volunteers. If you'd like to join us, it's not too late. Click here to make it happen.

HA! I Say!

You're probably thinking we're all done with performer announcements for the 2010 KC Irish Fest. You've seen the schedules, read the bios, you think you pretty much have a handle on what and who you'll see on our stages this year. To which I say HA! HA I say! You underestimate us at your own peril, my friend. Bwaa ha ha ha! I laugh diabolically as I twirl my imaginary moustache.

You see, we still have an announcement to make. So you don't know everything we have in store for you. Now you feel foolish for all your smug self confidence, don't you?

The announcement? Friday.

Monday, August 02, 2010

Your Input Needed

We started a new tradition at the Kansas City Irish Fest last year, one inspired by our good friends at the Milwaukee Irish Fest. We called it The Mighty Craic and it was our way of closing Irish Fest with a bang. All our singers and musicians on stage together on Sunday night, musically saying slan go foill to another great fest weekend. Last year they did a rousing, Celtic-tinged version of "Kansas City" and the William McPeake composed classic "Wild Mountain Thyme". We all loved it and it will be back bigger and better this year. "Kansas City" will for sure be on the set list. But beyond that, I'm curious to get your input.

Here are your guidelines: the song or songs should be well known so that most if not all our musicians can leap right in, because obviously this isn't something we can rehearse. We also like to hear you sing along, so nothing too obscure. The songs should in my opinion fall into one of two categories: a rousing, pint raising, chest swelling number or an arm around your mate, sway side to side, tear in your eye anthem...like "Wild Mountain Thyme."

So...what do you think? Give us your suggestions and maybe you'll hear your choice on stage as Irish Fest closes the 2010 edition. Click that comments link and have your say.

To You, To Do

Well, here we are. August. Irish Fest opens a month from tomorrow. If we were in Galway at the races we'd call this the home stretch. For me and all of us here at HQ, this means we'll be working like lunatics every night and weekend until the gates swing open. But you're not off the hook either.
  • Have you booked your hotel room? The Irish Fest rate is only good for two more weeks.
  • Have you volunteered? This will be our biggest year ever and we need you more than ever.
  • Have you joined the Snug? There's no better or smarter way to enjoy your fest.
  • Have you worked on your contest entries? You can't win if you don't play.
  • Have you checked out the schedule and planned your music strategy? Don't miss a note.
  • Have you got your comedy show tickets? This is going to be a very funny year.
  • Have you printed your fest tickets, including your 2 for 1 Friday tickets?

Didn't know your to-do list was so long did you?  You better get busy. Me too.