Monday, August 09, 2010

More News, Only Not Now

I have another big announcement that I was thinking about saving for Friday. But I'm not going to, and here's why. It's 100° and 100% humidity in Kansas City today and supposed to stay that way all week. So I figure two things; one, we'll probably all be dead by Friday, melted into gooey puddles on the sidewalk. Or two, we'll all be so sick and tired and pissed off about this weather that we'll all be drunk in some air-conditioned bar by Friday. Either way, a Friday announcement is wasted. And I would make the announcement today, but who makes announcements on Monday? You're still recovering from the weekend and hardly paying attention. You wouldn't be able to handle the excitement levels this bit of news will induce.

So how about we do it tomorrow? Yeah? Okay. Big announcement tomorrow. Right here.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Too bad someone wasn't thinking way back in winter and save up a big freezer full of snow that we could have a big snow ball fight right here in the middle of this very hot stupid summer. That would have been smart, but who would think to do that? Oh yeah, you did Uncle Bloggy. Thanks for the snowball fight!