Have you entered the Irish Fest Lucky Loo contest yet? You have less than a week now to come up with your most clever crapper caption, your rib-tickling toilet title, your winning W.C. witticism. You'll recall that three people, one for each day of the fest will get the keys to their own private potty decorated for the occasion like an ancient Irish castle and with your title on the door.
Contest ends when the coming weekend does, so enter now! Send your entries to Jeff at firstname.lastname@example.org.