Tuesday, December 19, 2006

News Item

The reigning Miss USA, Irish American Tara Conner, threatened with losing her tiara over inappropriate behavior, specifically drinking underage in New York bars has agreed to enter rehab. By doing so she'll be allowed to keep her title. She will however be forced to relinquish a secondary crown, that of "Miss Stupidly Reinforcing Irish Stereotypes".

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ahghh shure thast jist de druink tuolken !! Jist Loik dat Elly Dedeehunt feller yeers beeforr :)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she should lay off the six-packs. However, I would like to lay on her six- pack(in an effort to embrace my fellow Irish-American heritage of course.)