Yeah, I know it's Wednesday. And yes, this is the second band announcement of the week. What? Don't try to box me in. I'm a rebel, a lone wolf. Don't try to understand me. I'm a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in an organic spinach tortilla.
Anyway this is exciting and I can't wait until Friday.
Returning for our 10th Fest, those bawdy boys in black, The Red Hot Chilli Pipers.
One of the most popular bands we've ever put on stage, the lads from fair Alba were an instant hit in Kansas City and we're excited to be bringing them back for an encore. Try to stay in your seat when they're on stage, I dare you. Just try not to turn Scottish when the pipes and drums start thundering. You'll be dancing in the aisles, painting your face blue and screaming "FREEDOM!" like Mel Gibson before he became a raving, anti semitic lunatic.
Check it out. Only 114 days...