Orifice At The Office

I work with some really funny, clever people. At my regular job in the Shoebox division of Hallmark Cards I mean. At Irish Fest I work with a bunch of losers.

KIDDING! I work with funny, clever people at both places and aren't I lucky to do so. But this is about the Hallmark people. On a column near my cubicle here there's a little door, maybe 3 feet by 14 inches that I had always assumed was access to wiring or plumbing or something. Apparently I was wrong. Who knew?

So nice to work for a company that cares about ALL its employees, regardless of size or basis in reality.