Brain Power

Listen, you're smart. I don't care what anybody says. You got serious intellectual chops. Nobody gets the better of you. That's why you've already bought your 2011 Irish Fest tickets. Paying full price at the gate? That's for those of lesser mental majesty. You're keeping that extra fiver in your pocket, just as Einstein or Stephen Hawking or Mr. Spock might do. Use it to buy a beer with your Mensa buddies at the fest. Why, you wonder with your giant brain, would anybody pay more at the gate when they could buy in advance, either online or at the local HyVee store?

Man, some people are dumb. But not you.