Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Ms. or Mr.?

There's been some question about the gender of our newly unveiled 2011 Irish Fest cow, do I assume to the lack of udders and in spite of the cow's lovely green eye shadow. Here's what I can tell you: when I assigned Pete, our cow artist, the task of creating this year's bovine beauty, I told him that the cow was traditionally a girl, as indeed all cows are*. Hence the eye make up. As to the lack of udder, well that was a case of what we in the biz call "artistic license." Pete, understandably, thinks they're kind of gross, especially when the cow is up on her hind legs as this one is. Team player that he is, he has offered to add them if need be to clear up any confusion. So I'll ask you, the cow consuming public: are these gender identification issues significant enough to warrant a little anatomical correctness? Or shall we leave the interpretation up to the viewer? Vote on the poll over there on the right and we'll let the market decide. Pete is standing by with his surgical tools.


*Males are bulls or steers. And yes, many breeds of cow do have horns so let's not start that discussion again.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't ask, don't tell.

Danny Regan said...

Cast your vote! It doesn't count down here.

Anonymous said...

She is great, a nice addition to the KCIF Cow Legacy.

Anonymous said...

I agree, he is great.

Mary Alice said...

"She's" a beaut...leave the he-she or shim alone and leave it to our imagination!
And yes I voted!

Mike O'Reilly said...

I just herd about this. It seems like this cowntroversy is udderly ridiculous. It's a whole lot of bull if you ask me; she's looks like a once bulled heifer. Let's moove on and steer the conversation on this blog in a new direction - what are the bands this year? How about the Blue Oyste Cult - I just need more cowbell!

Brandi said...

I think KCIF can totally rock a non-gender specific bovine. And I have cast my vote accordingly!

Barry Stapleton said...

I agree with Mike...more bands less cowtalk. I like the cow as is...controversy IS advertising anyhow! As the old farmers would say about this, "Useless...like tits on a bull"