Carol, one of the sisters who run the fabulous swanky Snug, our private VIP area at Irish Fest, sent me this posting from Craigslist's Denver site:
So if you're single, here's what you should do. First, get the hotel room booked. You never know, right? Second, volunteer, because women love a man in uniform and men love a woman in authority. Third, invite a gaggle of your single friends to join you festival weekend. And fourth, don't be like the weak kneed poster of that ad up there. Faint heart never won fair lady and all that. Buy them that beer! Compliment them on their green afro wig. Laugh at their "Irish guy walks into a bar" joke. It'll make a much better story to tell your grandkids than the Craigslist one.