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Ireland has enacted a new law against blasphemy which went into effect this week. While it's being decried as draconian, ambiguous and impossible to enforce, I think they're on to something. I think we should consider a variation on the law at the KC Irish Fest.

"This beer line is too long!" Yeah? Try to get a beer in jail.
"You call this music?" No, I call it 1-5 in Leavenworth.
"Regan, you are so full of..." Good ideas? You're right. And you're under arrest.

I think this might work. Irish Fest Security Chief O'Callaghan, are you listening?