Thursday, August 06, 2009

Ooooh...

If you've been sitting on the fence about whether to volunteer for Irish Fest or not, I bet two things: that your ass hurts from all that fence sitting and that this will get you off that fence and on to our team. Presenting the 2009 Kansas City Irish Fest volunteer t-shirt. Yours for free when you show up to work your shift or shifts. Imagine how swell you'll look strutting around your town in this baby. The front features our adorable 2009 Maja Andersen designed KC Irish Fest cow, the back the logos of our wonderful sponsors. Flattering to women and men of all shapes and sizes, made of soft natural cotton, designed and printed with genuine ink in the good old USA, this is a garment that will tell the world that you, yes, you helped throw Kansas City's biggest, best, Irishest party. "Where can I buy one?" lesser people will say? "HA" you'll scoff haughtily. "You can't buy one, you dolt! Only us Irish Fest volunteers get them! Now be gone, lesser person!" you'll say as they slink away in shame.

Yes that's a lot for a t-shirt to do. But this baby can handle it. Ready to get yours? Sign up now.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i like it, i have signed up a couple times for the same position, same time, same block. see what what happens when you become a snug member, you dream of 100000000000 barrels of BOULEVARD in the snug, all them beautiful REDHEAD WOMEN, the blogmaster losing the race to a tall woman, etc. mmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!