Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Snug Upgrades

You know what a great deal The Snug is already. Festival admission, drinks, food, T-shirt, couches, bathrooms, swimmin' pools, movie stars. And so much more for one low price. But those Snug Sisters have sweetened the pot even further for 2009. Buy a new weekend Super-VIP Edition® Snug Membership for the low price of $840.00 and you'll get all that great stuff and in addition, you'll get to serve as Irish Fest president for a full two year term.

Imagine it: a free t-shirt and the chance to call the shots from the Irish Fest office for two full years. Want to lower ticket prices from $10 to 40¢ and a Dixie cup full of rubber bands? Do it. Feel like putting yourself on stage at 10:00 Saturday night to do your very special version of "The Fields Of Athenry" rap? Go for it. Want beer served only in hollowed out human skulls? Why not? You're the Super-VIP® president, who's going to stop you? Not me, homey. I know my place.

Snug memberships at all levels go on sale soon.

1 comment:

COLORADO GOLDEN SNUG said...

I AM READY.