The Second Of April

Okay well, it probably goes without saying but I lied to you yesterday. About pretty much everything. Mercifully, I made up the band 2Utoo. We're not giving away a pony...though how great would that be? You can't be president of Irish Fest just by buying a Snug membership, and even if you could you don't get to make any big unilateral decisions, other than like picking out the donuts for the board meeting. There won't be ice on the rink at Irish Fest, though, again...how great would that be?

So, sorry. I don't think I really fooled anybody, like last year on April Fools Day when I gave a few Elders' fans coronaries by announcing the Ian had given up singing. I promise from now on, we'll stick to the kind of honest, informative and useful information you've come to expect from Tir na Blog. Like that the 155 days that remain until Irish Fest opens is just enough time to conceive, gestate and give birth to any of a variety of monkeys. Though unless you're a monkey yourself, I don't recommend trying it.