Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Half Nekkid

So we met last, board president Ed Scanlon, myself, Irish Fest Merchandise committee chairs Ron Einbender and Margaret Juhnke and their crew. We went over the new stuff we'll have available for you at Irish Fest this year...the official t-shirts, sweatshirts, caps, stickers. And once again Ron, Margaret and company have done an outstanding job. 

Here's what I'd do if I were you come Labor Day weekend. Get you some pants. Oh, fine...a kilt if you must. And shoes or sandals-some kind of foot covering. The pavement gets hot, you know. Then come to Irish Fest. Maybe put on a little sunscreen first. When you get here, head your bare-backed, naked-headed self over to one of our conveniently located Kansas City Irish Fest merchandise tents, the only place you can buy KCIF branded stuff. Then don your new Irish apparel. If the weather's cool, pick a long sleeve T. If it's cold, we've got hoodies in two colors. We've got girly looking shirts for you feminine type people. Pick from a variety of cap colors and design so your noggin won't scorch in the sun if your wig slips. A shirt with a cow on it. A shirt with our great 2008 band line up on it. Believe it or not, we've even got a green shirt. Whatever you pick, you'll be telling the world that you were at the best Irish Fest on this or any other planet, and that you have impeccable good taste in duds. When you're finished getting dressed, go enjoy the festival, as well as the oohs and ahs of you many new admirers, you fashion plate you. You'll still have money in your pocket, too because we're reasonably priced. 

That's my advice. You've got just over a month to choose your pants.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Danny,

I've allocated some space in my closet for the Official Fest Bowling shirt.

How about for the name, put "Pal" (Uncle Buck reference) - hahaha!!

Thanks!!

Gordie

Anonymous said...

You mean the closet you've yet to come out of, Gordie?

Anonymous said...

Deck us all in green and orange!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Hang yer kilt up on the door hinge!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Don we now our fest apparel,
Designed by Dan and sold by Carol!
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!

(apologies to Walt Kelly...)

Anonymous said...

I get to choose whose pants I want, right?

Danny Regan said...

That would depend on if the owner of the pants you've got your eye on is willing to part with them and under what circumstances, I suppose.