Rhyme Time?

If you woke early and rushed to your computer this morning eager to see the winner of the limerick contest announced, you really should get professional help. You should also check back later as Judge X is still deliberating. At least I think that's what she's doing. She may still be sobering up from the weekend. At any rate, I don't have your winner yet. I'm not surprised, really. There were some great entries, and only one that was in questionable taste...April.

Come back later. I'll bet we'll have our winner soon.