You're a dreadful singer.
The sound of your fiddle playing resembles nothing so much as the dying wail of a wounded sheep. You dance a jig like somebody set your shoes on fire. You beat that poor bodhran so badly, you could be brought up on drum abuse charges.
And yet...the stage calls. It's true. You feel the pull of the footlights. You long to see your name up there, sharing the spotlight with that adorable Pat Murphy of Gaelic Storm or the lovely Miranda Mulholland of The Glengarry Bhoys.
But how?
Money, honey. Become a Band Sponsor at Irish Fest this year. Pick your favorite band and show them the love. When the band is introduced, the assembled throng will hear your name as the generous benefactor of the show. And there on stage when the band is whipping the crowd into a frenzy, is your name or your company's name in big letters on the stage backdrop. There in the program held by 80,000 grateful people is your name listed right next to Solas, or The Saw Doctors, or Different Drums. It's almost like being in the band, only we don't have to listen to you twang that out of tune guitar of yours.
If you'd like to be a band sponsor, contact Keli today and she'll sort you out. Just don't sing to her.
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