Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Well, This Is Embarrassing

It's been brought to my attention that I may have made a few errors here yesterday. Some corrections:
  • Enda Scahill was not twisted into a human pretzel in a banjo-related mishap.
  • You should neither produce nor wear knitted underpants, and if you do please keep it to yourself.
  • Do not bring dead bodies to Irish Fest for recycling or any other reason.
  • The Pope does not have an Irish granny nor does he have any plans to come to Irish Fest...that we know of.
The management regrets any confusion or inconvenience the errors may have caused. That kind of shoddy reporting shall not be repeated, for at least 364 days.

1 comment:

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