Wednesday, June 08, 2011

News Item

From Special Irish Fest Nautical Nudes Correspondent Jenny Krizman:
The naked Whelan was then arrested for rowing under the influence.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sure it seemed like a grand idea at the time..

Anonymous said...

Didn't his mother ever tell him that when he travels to wear clean underwear with no holes in them...just in case.

Anonymous said...

More Nautical Nude info on the naked irishman:

So why row naked? The self-described 'Naked Adventurer' said it's more common than you might think with 90 per cent of ocean rowers do their sport completely naked.
"When you're at sea, the salt gets incrusted in your clothing and pretty much anything so... it's pretty much like sandpaper after a while."
However, the naked rower was able to cover up before the cargo ship rescued him.

who knew???

Anonymous said...

Some newspaper reporter deserves the Best Sentence Of The Year award.