Almost Winners

As requested, here are the other entries in the Gaelic Storm cartoon caption contest:

• “Give me all your candy and no one will get hurt.”
• “Where are your horns and pitchfork?”
• “Are you dressed for Halloween or April Fool’s Day?”
• “Where is your Pot-of-Gold?”
• “You are even shorter in person.”
• “My little sister was you last year.”
• "Were they already sold out of the Justin Bieber mask?”
• “The Gaelic Storm tribute band auditions are the 2nd door on the left.”
• ”I have seen Jack-O-Lanterns with better teeth.”
• "Very funny, Twigger. You're scaring all the little kids."
• “That’s a face that would only scare Russell Crowe.”
• "Where did you find the Johnny Tarr Mask.”
• “You’re drunk and five hours late. That snail bit won’t work this time.”
• “That’s a really bad Michael Flatley Mask!”
• “Only boys who wear der wellies have a chance wit' me."
• "Holy crap! He cleaned up green!"
• ”WOW! And I thought you said you had a better mask than last year’s Russell Crowe costume.”
• "So let me get this straight....you ordered the Sexy Bitch costume and this is what they sent you?!"
• “Would you put back on the mask for feck sake before I vomit into your pumpkin!”
• "You're just jealous because you're not a sexy bitch like me!"