Blinded By Science

Some new study by a British research scientist says that Missouri ranks 38th out of 51 U.S. states (and the District of Columbia) in terms of overall happiness. I have just two things to say about that. One, they obviously weren't collecting data in western Missouri over Labor Day weekend, because there were 100,000 very happy people here at Irish Fest. And two, we may be 38th in overall happiness, but I'm pretty sure we're number one in kicking British research scientists' asses. Put that in your study, Doc.