Thirty Six Things

If there's one thing we can't stand at Irish Fest, it's children.

No wait, that didn't come out right. I meant, if there's one thing we can't stand at Irish Fest it's not having enough for children to do. Well, no such worries this year. Why I know a place right near here where you can see a list of 36 different things for the young ones to enjoy at KCIF this weekend. That's a different thing for every day of the average gestation period of a common gray squirrel! And that's not even counting things like, you know, listening to music, dancing, playing in the fountain. So parents, bring those kids! Kids, bring those parents! Nobody bring any gray squirrels though. Those things we really can't stand.

Irish Fest opens on Friday!