Where to Volunteer, Part 4

I'll tell you the only thing I don't like about Irish Fest weekend is that I miss my 3 hour a day workout in the gym. You know, pumping the iron and sitting-ups and using those machine things to do whatever they do. But Irish Fest weekend, I'm just too busy. I bet you or someone you know is the same way. And I bet you or that someone is thinking "if only I could work at Irish Fest and still get a workout."

Uncle Bloggy to the rescue. The Beverage Committee is the place for you, O'Schwarzenegger. Our bevvies spend the weekend cruising through the fest grounds in those snazzy golf carts and lifting cases of pop and water to warm up and bags of ice to cool down. The only thing bigger and sweatier than your muscles will be the crowds of admirers who gaze upon your ripplingness. Of course it's not all work. While waiting for the call from a needy beverage tent, the bevvies hang chilly in the shade around the beverage and reefer* trucks, looking like the coolest kids in school. Which of course they are.

Plus, bevvies work with Badass Bev Bosses Sarah Schields and Dan Leasure, who keep that cool bar set high at Irish Fest all year 'round. They're like our very own Leather Tuscadero and Fonzie. So sign up now and get ripped at Irish Fest. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to the gym. I think I saw some donuts in there.

*Reefer in this case means "refridgerated". Sorry. We're not that cool.