Race Results

Irish Fest half-marathoner Sarah "The Blur" Walsh reports that she blew by more than 230 lesser mortals in her age/gender division (I think it was "Smoking Hot Babes, 18-23") at the big race on Saturday, finishing in the top bracket. Unsubstantiated rumors report that the few women who finished ahead of her were actually Kenyan men in drag.

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