BFF

While I may the only person in America without a MySpace page, your favorite Irish Fest has one. And my buddy Laren, who along with my buddy Erin manages our MySpace page, tells me that we now have 604 friends.

I guess that's a lot. I'm not complaining, really. But come on. We had 85,000 people at the festival in 2007. I'm guessing at least 84,500 of those people are on MySpace. Why don't they all want to be our friends? Where did we go wrong? 604? Please. We can do better than that.

Will you be our friend? We promise to never borrow your power tools or ask you to take us to the airport or date your sister, like your other friends do. We can have slumber parties and text each other and be best friends for ever and ever.

Go get yourself a MySpace page and join us.