Pardon Me, Sir or Madam...

On Irish Fest weekend, should I or one of my fellow festival directors approach you with a strange looking electronic device in our hands, do not be alarmed. We mean you no harm. We'll be approaching some randomly chosen folks with these gizmos and asking a series of questions about you and your Irish Fest experience. Nothing sinister involved, and we won't ask anything too personal, I promise. But by finding out a little more about you, we can make Irish Fest better for you. The electronic doohickeys apparently tabulate and store your responses to the questions in place of paper. I'd tell you more but we haven't been taught how to use the things yet.