Three More Places Where I'd Volunteer At Irish Fest If I Were You
1. The Raffle. You know what would be cool? Being a magical genie or one of those guys who live in lamps handing out wishes. Or maybe those are genies. I don't remember. Or a wizard. You could be all like "I'll make your wish come true if you give me five dollars." That's on the raffle, I mean. Genies are free, but a lot harder to find.
2. Merchandise Tents. Cushy gig. No walking around, in the shade, big piles of comfy t-shirts to nap on, free beer. All true, except the free beer part. Also, no naps.
3. The Mass. Seriously, do I even have to say anything here? "Oh hi, Satan. No, no thanks. I won't be spending eternity in your fiery embrace. I volunteered at The Mass."
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I worked the merch tents last year. I've never worked harder in my entire life! But I've also never had more fun, either! No free beer or naps notwithstanding.
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