Worms

Not real worms, but rather the less slimy, figurative kind.

As in "what the early bird catches" like in that old saying. You know that old saying? That kind of worm, but if the worm were instead a sweet deal on a hotel room package for Irish Fest weekend. Of course if I said "the early bird catches the sweet Irish Fest hotel package" you'd think I was crazy, because that just doesn't make any sense. What's a bird need a hotel room for? You can't just mess with an old saying like that.

What you can do, as of today is book your Irish Fest weekend hotel package, right now, right here. The Westin Crown Center, right on the fest grounds, so close you could literally spit on the front gate from your balcony but please don't, is now accepting reservations at the special Kansas City Irish Fest rate of just $99 a night, which includes tickets to the Fest.

Yes, it's January and everything's frozen and Irish Fest is 226 days away. But do this now. We will sell out our anchor hotels. And whether you're coming from Main Street or Maine, the Crown Center hotels (the Hyatt will begin taking Irish Fest reservations soon) are where you want to be Irish Fest weekend. Even without the worms.