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From Special Irish Fest Niblick Correspondent Ronan Collins:

This weekend Ireland is hosting the Ryder Cup for the first time ever. The US Ryder Cup golfers arrived in Dublin yesterday and are currently practising at the K Club. The team's chartered aircraft was delayed by three hours in Washington as attempts were made to load a large quantity of Arizona-purchased corn tortillas, which team captain Tom Lehman thought would not be available in Ireland.

The flight was further delayed as Lehman attempted to bring his Hummer, saying "I know them Irish people all ride around in donkey carts and that ain't how I roll."